To be a Lagos Big Boy...

i'm a proud Lagosian and an even prouder Nigerian who grew up knowing it's quite normal to 'reach for the skies', be the 'best i can be' or even 'be all i can be'. but mehn, this 'big boy' hype can be down right mood killing and depressing! i mean i wanna be a big boy too but all the things i have to acquire to be labelled as one is just too freaking much lol...
so all y'all who wanna join the big league, here's a short list of what you need to have or do...

this you deffo gotta have and lots of it sef.  in fact, it doesnt have to be all yours. could be your folks, a bank, Government etc lmao abeg o...

the house on the island, a must have #period. could be rented, borrowed, leased, purchased or you could even be a squatter.

the range rover!!! no matter how many whips you got in your fleet, this one gotta be there! #confam

hahahahaha. the Hermes belt. #nuffSaid

you gotta buy your babe(s) expensive gifts o!!

ofcourse you gotta fly private.... haba

club appearances and killing the ice a must do! pop the shege!

*sealed lips* the picture says it all...

    

and finally, you gotta have friends in high places o!! or else...