God Save Us From These Beyotches: Kardashian Sisters In Vagina Smelling Contest!!!

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian found an unusual and perverse way to entertain themselves during the March 17 episode of E!’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. While staying at London’s famed Dorchester hotel, the trio decided to test Khloe’s theory that drinking pineapple juice “makes everything sweeter” — namely a woman’s genitals.


The sisters drank the fruit juice for several days in preparation for their “vagina smell-off.” Kim later questioned her challenger’s motives, telling the camera, “Kourtney seems very competitive about her vagina. I don’t know why Kourtney is challenging me, but she will lose.”

“If I’m going to win this I need to get as much pineapple juice as I can,” Kourtney reasoned. “It makes the vag smell good.”

Khloe, who had been co-hosting The X Factor in L.A., flew to London to judge her sisters. “Do I want to be the judge of the pineapple p-ssy? Not really,” the 28-year-old admitted. “But we’re sisters. If I can’t smell their p-ssies, what else am I supposed to do?”

Kourtney was the first to wipe her genitals with a hand towel for Khloe to sniff. “Mmm, smells like a tropical island,” Khloe quipped. As 32-year-old Kim entered the room, Khloe joked, “I’m not smelling Kanye [West]‘s d-ck!”

Khloe then took a whiff of Kim’s towel and laughed, “Oooh! It smells like a flower p-ssy.”

After several minutes of deliberation Khloe declared a winner…

“Honestly, I will say that Kim’s p***y is the best,” Khloe decided. “She’s the kitty winner.” Kourtney, 33, didn’t seem convinced. “If Kim needs to think she’s won, then fine, I’ll let her think that,” she said, “but we all know whose vagina is the sweetest of them all.”

Seems that we have a discrepancy, anyone want to break the tie?