LASTMA is hiring... y'heard!!

i've been toying around with this idea for a bit now and after a thorough public poll, i decided to say WTF and go ahead jor!
The era of Youtube has eroded the self-esteem of the true music fan since it seems to have been taken over by any Tom, Dick and Harry. In the spirit of a deep, pure and true love of music, I am going to try and expunge the Nigerian music industry by dispensing some career advice. Some people need to head back to their day jobs and quit trifling with music, OR, join the jobseekers' line at the LASTMA office. Some of the guilty culprits are guilty mainly by association so they need to reassess their music decisions next time. So, without further ado (drum roll please), here we go: