The era of Youtube has eroded the self-esteem of the true music fan since it seems to have been taken over by any Tom, Dick and Harry. In the spirit of a deep, pure and true love of music, I am going to try and expunge the Nigerian music industry by dispensing some career advice. Some people need to head back to their day jobs and quit trifling with music, OR, join the jobseekers' line at the LASTMA office. Some of the guilty culprits are guilty mainly by association so they need to reassess their music decisions next time. So, without further ado (drum roll please), here we go:
Afrocandy. Get some singing lessons and song writing courses under your belt. And by the way, keep it PG Rated, if not, publish your music on a Porn Channel...
Speed Darlington. Nucca WTF! really? Definitely go find another day job, preferably one where no singing is required and an aggressive attitude would help pay the bills. Real musicians are lovers, not pretend fighters.
Sexy Steel. Dude, stick to the needle and thread abeg abeg abeg...
You didn't have to spend money on a song and video to say the simple words "follow me on twitter", all you needed to do was harass your friends who care to try following you. That was money poorly spent in this economy, so next time, speak to a financial adviser before spending money on a project.
Vic O. hahahaha na my guy o... seriously the song and singing is bad enough but the image and branding is even worse. Go join the LASTMA hiring line, RIGHT NOW, and that's an order.
The Ajayi Brothers. aint no relatives of mine #Period. Just because your song is in yoruba language doesn't mean we have to take crazy content on talent anytime. Back to the drawing board or go beg for your old job back, OR, as I suggested, LASTMA needs new employees.
Cossy Orjiakor. lmao, the voice na die... Really? Did you have to traumatise us with your squealing and self-pleasure. Seriously, Nigerians are trying to preserve what's left of the country's dignity, get off the web and stay off the music scene.
Anti Kenny Saint Brown... *cough* what happened to the previous image. You haven't "Goke", you've gone the other way.
Shina Rambo... #NuffSaid . Collaborations should be targeted at helping your career, you need to rethink this one.
KCee. it aint all about flash, bling and pretty girls to a lot of us. content matters too dawg... You need to find some new words in the dictionary. We are familiar with the female anatomy, we don't need songs about them. Leave it to the sex education teachers to educate our teenagers properly.
Dencia. yaaaawn! The Wannabe status was so 1980s, its time to get with the 21st century and put out some original content.
That's all for now but before i go, i need to make a public announcement. Omotola, Genevieve, Jim Iyke etc please stay the eff in yo lanes...
Lmao,very very true!
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